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lawebloca:

Baby Otter vs. Stuffed Walrus

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I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

(Source: pratt-chris, via flaireandsynch)

mailorderwife:

I can’t believe I haven’t told this story but when cheetah girls came out on Disney channel my dad was obsessed with it and called himself Cheetah Dad for like 2 weeks

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When The Doctor and Donna meet again
with subtitles requested by: 
anonymous

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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faggyjokes:

follow for similar xo

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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// Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.//

grokkengrumbles:

thevioletprincess:

image

"Do You?"

If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

image

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cats-are-true-love:

He KNOWS he’s not supposed to touch the nightstand cause he knocks stuff off. Now he’s just mocking me.

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I like art, I like British Tv, I like kittens.